WAYNE'S WORLD

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're wrong

'I can only imagine how raunchy you would have to be to get banned from any form of social media'

'Unless I missed it, no one ever did go to jail for (allegedly!) fixing bread prices'

I don’t know about you but, for me, old habits die hard

Tax day comes and goes but penury remains

'Buying stuff, thanks to this new green mindset, has never been less guilt-ridden as it once was back in a day'

Mortgage payment or a steak: decisions, decisions